While acknowledging that trying to read a story in the form of a series of tweets ranks somewhere between dropping a bowling ball on your foot and barking you shin on a coffee table in a darkened room, this is worth a read.
Seriously people, stop creating narratives out of a series of tweets. It’s as unnecessarily jarring as reading e e cummings poetry.
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