Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out a Lot of Twitter Accounts Are Faked by Robots. The Giveaway…

Posted on November 26, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Turns out a lot of Twitter accounts are faked by robots. The giveaway…

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68 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out a Lot of Twitter Accounts Are Faked by Robots. The Giveaway…”

  1. c64wood says:

    Turns out a lot of Twitter accounts are faked by robots. The giveaway…

    …was the influx of 404 errors on Twitter

  2. Matt Musson says:

    .. they also explode when you say – ‘There is no Sactuary.’

  3. Marc says:

    …their tweets fail the Turing test.

  4. Matt Musson says:

    …for some reason they are all really pissed off at Will Smith.

  5. Matt Musson says:

    …they all complain that cheap Chinese labor is keeping them from all the good jobs on the assembly lines.

  6. willy says:

    There is no twitter. There is only you.
    Would you like a cookie?

  7. Writer says:

    the “Death to Man League” is their favorite social organization.

  8. rodney dill says:

    @54 but they were pissed at Tom Selleck first.

  9. frogmouth says:

    Their first tweet? “Hey sexy mama…wanna kill all humans?”

    Their favorite insult? “Bite my shiny metal ass”

  10. hari says:

    They’re always saying: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011 00100000 00110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100001

  11. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …they all share the same IP address: Al Gore’s house.

    …they all signed the petition to repeal the Three Laws.

    …they’re the ones telling the joke, “There are 10 types of Twitter accounts, ones owned by real people and ones owned by robots.”

  12. Karen says:

    … If you ask a yes/no question, they will answer affirmative/negative.

    … Typing the one word tweet, “why?” causes their accounts to self-destruct.

  13. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . is that they give the appearance of having been written by somebody with slightly more personality than John Kerry

  14. FormerHostage says:

    @3 Shouldn’t that be “She’s a real 1010”

  15. FormerHostage says:

    …they never open the pod bay doors.

    …when tweeting on gun topics they always sing the praises of plasma rifles in the 40 watt range.

    …they never tweet about snickerdoodles.

  16. Dohtimes says:

    …all of heir selfies are the same shot of Yul Brynner from Westworld.

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …often misspell their, hoping no one knows they are really T-800’s if they leave of a t or wo, here and heir.

  18. Strnj1 says:

    They debate more intelligently than Progressives.

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