A job for Obama

Posted on December 10, 2013 10:00 am

bush-vs-obama-pitching-baseball-funnyAfter January 20, 2017 — a date which can’t come soon enough — Barack Obama will be in a position he’s placed millions of Americans in: he’ll be out of a job.

But, he has his eyes set on a new job already: he wants to host SportsCenter.

Now, some people laughed when they heard that. But consider: he has the qualifications.

For instance, I bet you thought the NBA team in Miami was the Miami Heat. Not so. Obama knows what no other person on this planet knows: it’s the Miami Heats.

His bowling prowess is legendary. Not only did he bowl a 37 when he was running for president, after he took office, he compared his bowling skills to Special Olympics. That’s the kind of skill and commentary that’s missing from sports today.

Of course, he would bring a unique perspective to our nation’s pastime. Not just the mom jeans, or his little sister pitching style, but his unique knowledge of Chicago’s Kaminsky Field, which most residents of the Windy City don’t even know exists.

Some of you say he has no qualifications to host SportsCenter. But, lack of qualifications didn’t keep him out of the White House, did it?

What do you think? Is SportsCenter host a good fit for Obama? Or is there a better job out there for him?

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18 Responses to “A job for Obama”

  1. c64wood says:

    used car salesman

  2. walruskkkch says:

    If Olbermann could do it, so can any annoying leftists cretin.

  3. Oppo says:

    Well, since he shoots skeet “all the time,” he might not have time for broadcasting

    But his teleprompter better get hired if he goes to SportsCenter:

    Obama: ‘I Didn’t Really Like the White Sox Growing Up’; Can’t Name His Favorite Player (w/ Video)
    Three Fingers of Politics | April 5, 2010

    Carlton Fisk, Frank “the Big Hurt” Thomas, Tom Seaver, Rich “Goose” Gossage – all names that any Chicago White Sox fan knows by heart. But today, while being interviewed by Washington Nationals booth announcers Bob Carpenter and Rob Dibble, President Barack Obama couldn’t muster up a single name.

    The Commander-in-Chief, who has referred to himself a “White Sox kid” during the interview, was hard pressed to name a favorite player on a team that has been around since the late 19th century.

    Obama went on to admit that growing up in Hawaii he was an Oakland Athletics fan and didn’t start to root for the White Sox until he got to Chicago . .

    … So, a better job for him might be Bearskin Rug.

  4. Greg says:

    I wouldn’t hire that incompetent twit to wash my car. I pity the fool that does hire him, whatever “job” he stumbles into in 2017.

  5. GrandLarsenE says:

    How about a job shoveling sh!t? He’s been doing a good job at that for 5 years now.

  6. Doug says:

    A Community Organizer.
    Not that he was any good at it but it apparently was sufficient qualification for POTUS.

  7. DamnCat says:

    Community Disorganizer

  8. Writer says:

    Target Placement Specialist in Fort Sill?

  9. Iowa Jim says:

    Is bad example a job?

  10. Janeane Garofalo says:

    YOU RAPESCUMLICKAN WINGNUTS MAKE ME SICK!!!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!!!UGH!!!PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAY!!!!!) IS A MULTI SPORT ATHLETE!!!HE HAS PLAYED BASKETBALL WITH PLAYERS FROM CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS, HE HAS GOLFED WITH THE BEST, PLAYS BASEBALL AND SOFTBALL, NOT TO MENTION THAT HE HAS KNOWN HOW TO SURF SINCE HE WAS IN HAWAII!!!HOW MANY OF YOU COUCHPOTATO FAT WHITE LAZY GUNLOVING VIOLENCEMONGERS CAN MAKE THAT CLAIM HUH?????HUH??? YEAH THATS RIGHT NONE OF YOU!!! SO UNTIL YOU CAN DO AS GOOD OR BETTER JUST SHUT YOUR HATEHOLES!!!!YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF THAT WHICH YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF DOING!!!OBAMA HAS YOU BEAT AND YOU HATE IT!!!SO THERE!!!JUST SHUT UP ALREADY YOU LOSERS!!!YOU BULLIES!!!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!

  11. Oppo says:

    :D

  12. Fred Key says:

    Sounds great! I never watch Sportscenter, so it will be easy to ignore him!

  13. walruskkkch says:

    Maybe he’s qualified as a keyboard caps unlocker.

  14. Vairish84 says:

    On the one hand, SportsCenter would require him to show up and do something. On the other, he would get to use a teleprompter, which really is his only talent.

  15. Dohtimes says:

    Years before he made it to the top as water boy for communist dictators, Obama had a great run as first string jockstrap carrier to the more athletic pinkos at school, having finally found a good use for those big ears.

  16. Zach says:

    Rodeo clown

  17. Veeshir says:

    All they do is read off teleprompters, he’s made for that job.

    So what if he doesn’t know the names of any Chisox players, the teleprompter knows.

    Of course, the teleprompter doesn’t do phonics so maybe Obama will talk about Chai Chai Rodd Rih Gweez.

  18. 4of7 says:

    Anoint him to be United Nations General Secretary … then shove the whole d*mn building and everyone in it into the Hudson river.

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