Didn’t the Beastie Boys Do a Song About That?

Posted on December 15, 2013 12:00 pm

The non-profit Nonhuman Rights Project asked a New York state court to declare a 26-year-old chimp named Tommy “a cognitively complex autonomous legal person with the fundamental legal right not to be imprisoned.”

I’d say yes… if Tommy wrote that sentence.

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6 Responses to “Didn’t the Beastie Boys Do a Song About That?”

  1. Oppo says:

    and the right to stay on his parents’ health insurance.

    If he likes his primate care physician, he can keep his primate care physician.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Oppo, it’s pun-itive to imply that vet(erinarian)s should be governed by Obamacare!

  3. Zaklog the Great says:

    Chimps have rights. Unborn humans and conservatives do not.

    This is genuinely how leftists think today.

  4. NoMoBama says:

    I’m sure he’s voted at least twice so why not?

  5. zzyzx says:

    Now that’s what I call rock ‘n roll baby!

  6. Oppo says:

    …looking back at the wording of the motion,
    How many New York legislators could it be applied to?

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