Even Stupider Than Jar-Jar and Midichlorians

Posted on December 27, 2013 4:00 pm

A study published in the British Medical Journal shows that one in two hundred women in the United States reported being pregnant and giving birth without ever having sexual intercourse.

All of whom have now been sued by George Lucas for plagiarizing “The Phantom Menace”.

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10 Responses to “Even Stupider Than Jar-Jar and Midichlorians”

  1. blarg says:

    maybe virgin births are more common than Big Religion would have us believe….

  2. blarg says:

    …I’m sure there was a round of cheers at ComicCon when this was announced.

  3. DamnCat says:

    I wonder how many of them are muslim girls who fear retribution from their families if they confess to having extramarital sex.

  4. blarg says:

    I wonder how many of their claims of no sexual intercourse rely on particular interpretations of the word “is”.

  5. Jimmy says:

    @4: One in 200 did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton.

  6. NoMoBama says:

    A study published in the British Medical Journal shows that one in two hundred 5 women in the United States reported being pregnant and giving birth without ever remembering having sexual intercourse.

    There, I fixed it
    They let you skip right over the “who’s the father” question on the application so I don’t see why they need to lie about it for some stupid British study.

    I’d say my study is at least as accurate as theirs.

  7. AT says:

    Slight edit to #6:

    A study published in the British Medical Journal shows that one in two hundred 5 women in the United States reported being pregnant and giving birth, remembering having sexual intercourse but not having a clue as to the identity or whereabouts of with whom they had it.

  8. zzyzx says:

    Oh no, my father is a Petri dish!

  9. Zaklog the Great says:

    I believe it happened once, but is unlikely to happen again. Do any of them have an angel willing to provide testimony on their behalf?

  10. walruskkkch says:

    Maybe the Holy Spirit is lonely.

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