Hip and Trendy!

Posted on December 2, 2013 8:00 am

The latest fashion trend – having tiny pieces of platinum jewelry implanted into your eyeball.

Also trending – setting off the airport metal detectors and getting a thorough TSAing.

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4 Responses to “Hip and Trendy!”

  1. Oppo says:

    Wait’ll eyejackers figure out how much platinum is worth.

  2. Professor Hale says:

    I seriously doubt there are enough people doing this to qualify as a “trend”. As is normal, it is just another part of the freak show that entertains us because it has an “Ewww” factor. Freaks are by definition rare.

  3. NoMoBama says:

    So, how long before the lawyer ads start?

    Were you or someone you know blinded by some hunk of metal you were dumb enough to put in your own eye? We can help.

  4. Oppo says:

    A corneacopia of riches.

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