Script for a “Most Interesting Man in the World” parody commercial, featuring Pajama Boy:
He once watched all the Harry Potters without getting up to pee.
He knows how to buy refills for his in inhaler, in Klingon.
He can sew any tear in his onesie, yet he never engages in any activity strenuous enough to tear it.
He gets a subsidy for insurance to protect him from the germs he would meet if he left his mommy’s house.
He is… The Most Emasculated Man In The World.
“I don’t always drink hot cocoa, but when I do, it’s Swiss Miss.”
“Stay wussie, my friends.”