I Can Picture the Video in My Head

Posted on December 30, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Gunslinger's Journal]

Script for a “Most Interesting Man in the World” parody commercial, featuring Pajama Boy:

Pajama Boy:

He once watched all the Harry Potters without getting up to pee.

He knows how to buy refills for his in inhaler, in Klingon.

He can sew any tear in his onesie, yet he never engages in any activity strenuous enough to tear it.

He gets a subsidy for insurance to protect him from the germs he would meet if he left his mommy’s house.

He is… The Most Emasculated Man In The World.

“I don’t always drink hot cocoa, but when I do, it’s Swiss Miss.”

“Stay wussie, my friends.”

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13 Responses to “I Can Picture the Video in My Head”

  1. Capitalist_B says:

    Oh great, I’m in serious danger of losing my title as “the least interesting man in the world”

  2. Steve says:

    Get your light bulbs (60 and 40 watts) before they are ILLEGAL on Jan 1, (Wed)


  3. Oppo says:

    When he hears the word “Marine” … his first thought is: “biologist.”

  4. Oppo says:

    When he hears the term “Swiss Miss,” he thinks of cocoa.

  5. zzyzx says:

    When he looks in the mirror he thinks of Rachel Maddow.

  6. Oppo says:

    He will disagree with you vehemently . . . but not until you have left the room.

  7. Oppo says:

    He is not aware there are other studies besides Liberal and Wymyn’s.

  8. Oppo says:

    For him, Occupy Wall Street was a bit too “Duck Dynasty.”
    He stayed on the Upper West Side and read about it, like a true revolutionary.

  9. Oppo says:

    He believes we all have our own croissant to bear.

  10. Oppo says:

    His months in the Peace Corps taught him that people in the Third World need to learn to live within their stipend before they go home.

  11. zzyzx says:

    This all means just one thing! Pajama Boy is actually Alaska Senator Mark Begich in disguise!!

  12. Steve H says:


    When he looks in the mirror he thinks of Rachel Maddow.

    Much in the way Michael Jackson would look in the mirror and think of Diana Ross,

  13. zzyzx says:

    True that Steve H, true that.

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