I Care About the Shrimp!

Posted on December 16, 2013 8:00 pm

Environmentalists are trying to stop light rail construction in Maryland because of a one-inch long endangered shrimp.

Why? You can use the trains to ship in cocktail sauce.

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4 Responses to “I Care About the Shrimp!”

  1. jw says:


  2. jw says:

    maybe haul in bacon

  3. Doug says:

    For parties and special occasions. (Keep frozen)

  4. walruskkkch says:

    IF they are so endangered can’t be too many of ‘em. How about we just move the shrimp somewhere else?

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