Making America Last

Posted on December 16, 2013 11:00 am

So a budget compromise is being worked on. The Democrats and Obama wanted a budget where we’re really screwed, and the Republicans wanted one where we’re just somewhat screwed, and now they have a compromise where we’re just plain old screwed. So, everyone is like, “What do you think of this, Frank?” And I’m all like, “Rush Limbaugh, leave me alone; I’m eating.”

Anyway, here is my opinion: I don’t care. It’s not like we’re actually going to get anything useful done on the budget with that useless dunce still holding the presidency, so anything that doesn’t drastically accelerate doom is about the best we can hope for. Then we can keep focus on how stupid and awful the Democrats are and thus elect more Republicans who are also stupid and awful… but not as much as the Democrats. And then we can…

Okay, I don’t really have an end plan here. I’m kinda hoping for a meteor or an alien attack to shake things up before our big, bloated government collapses on itself. So we just need to keep America limping along until a meteor hits. That’s our mission.

Keep optimistic for the future. And meteors.

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5 Responses to “Making America Last”

  1. Veeshir says:

    As people come more and more to understand exactly how boned we are, they always turn to SMOD. (Sweet Meteor Of Death)

    An asteroid strike is our best hope at this point.

    What with the GOP saying we should go a little under $trillion in debt a year and the Dems saying we should go a little over, if we wait for reality to fix our problems, it’s going to be very ugly.

  2. Larry E says:

    That’s the most accurate, realistic assessment I’ve seen yet. We’ll keep plugging along and hope for a meteor.

    Or maybe we can hope that somehow all the groupies, Moonies and Squeaky-Fromme-type acolytes of the useless dunce suddenly get a brain transplant.

  3. CrabbyOldBat says:

    I’m kinda hoping for a meteor or an alien attack to shake things up before our big, bloated government collapses on itself.

    I’m with Sylvia Sidney: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl3a1hh1hHQ

  4. CCO says:

    My preferred bail out is: “…Even so, come, Lord Jesus” (Revelation 22:20, KJV).

  5. 4of7 says:

    Or Harry Reid says, “Wait a minute! This ISN’T another ‘continuing spending resolution’? It’s an actual Budget?! Harry don’t DO budgets!” and the whole deal goes down the crapper.

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