Mission: Impossible

Posted on December 9, 2013 4:00 pm

Families USA, a “non-partisan organization”, was given a $1.1 million grant to gather “success stories” of Americans dealing with Obamacare.

Guess all the unicorn- & yeti-hunting grants dried up.

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4 Responses to “Mission: Impossible”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Isn’t a success story finding someone that actually was able to sign up and pay their first premium?

  2. DamnCat says:

    A success story would be someone who was able to sign up for the plan they already had and liked, with doctors they already had and liked, for $2,500 less a year.

    They’ll find Jimmy Hoffa before they find someone like that.

  3. zzyzx says:

    Didn’t Jacques Cousteau finally locate Jimmy Hoffa…twenty miles off the coast of New Jersey…two hundred feet down.

  4. 4of7 says:

    Bacon for DamnCat! (or tuna, whatever)
    That IS the ONLY definition for success from now on for this _________________, ________, ___________, ________ Epic Failure!

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