Quick! Somebody Save the Planet!

Posted on December 23, 2013 4:00 pm

Harvard University students voted to ban the sale of “plastic non-reusable water bottles” on campus.

Apparently America’s best & brightest are still befuddled by the mysteries of sticking a bottle under a flowing faucet.

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7 Responses to “Quick! Somebody Save the Planet!”

  1. Oppo says:

    When they vote to ban plastic non-reusable Starbucks drink cups, I’ll take them somewhat seriously.

  2. c64wood says:

    Pretty soon they come up with the ingenious idea to ban plastic and move to glass and paper. Wow they are so smart.

  3. zzyzx says:

    Dear Harvard Students…You can turn plastic non-reusable water bottles into plastic reusable water bottles by simply refilling them. It ain’t rocket science but it is what is often referred to as common sence.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Give them a break, it’s not like the government told them they could refill the bottles. Without proper authorization from the appropriate authorities these kids will not undertake any possible illegal action.

  5. NoMoBama says:

    but…but….the water from the faucet isn’t….bottled, I can’t drink that!

  6. Janeane Garofalo says:

    HOW PRIMITIVE ARE YOU PEOPLE????DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON A WATER FAUCET?????UGH!!!UGH!!!YUCK!!!YOU SHOULDNT PUT IT INTO A PLASTIC BOTTLE BECAUSE OF THE CANCER CAUSING CHEMICALS THOUGH!!!MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT FILLS UP A BRITTA THEN BOILS THE WATER AND PUTS IT INTO A THERMOS FOR ME IF IM IN A SITUATION WHERE I HAVE TO DRINK WATER THATS NOT PELEGRINO!!!BUT YOU WINGNUTS JUST LOVE DRINKING FROM THE GARDEN HOSE OR STRAIGHT FROM THE KITCHEN FAUCET DONTCHA???YEAH IT EXPLAINS WHY SO MANY SADLY DAMAGED KIDS IN THE MIDWEST GROW UP TO VOTE THE REPUBTARD PARTY LINE!!!!!

  7. zzyzx says:

    Damn Janeane you mean you don’t drink Perrier?

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