Random Thoughts: Die Hard, First Amendment, and Hidden Car Keys

Posted on December 20, 2013 9:42 am

If you’re going to believe bigoted things so you can dismiss large swaths of people, it better be because they have conservative views.

Got two more episodes of Breaking Bad left to watch, but I’m kind of bored of it now.

I am very concerned of the lack of morality in the people who want to control me and my interests.

“Yes, Virginia, Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie”

First thing you should do before hiring anyone for a reality show is make sure they’re okay with sodomy.

Who are these people that think the firing of Phil Robertson is a constitutional issue that everyone seems to be lecturing to?

The irony of the left complaining about bias on FOX News is that it was their ignoring complaints of bias that created it.

Not a Christmas movie? Did you not see the “Ho ho ho” in “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”?

Unless someone is actually asking a judge to step in, I assume they’re just using “first amendment” to mean “free speech.”

But, no, we could use another million people lecturing on how since the government isn’t involved this isn’t a 1A issue. Super useful.

Also, lecturing people makes you feel smart and it’s fun to do!

I’ve never become a libertarian because even though I’m a strong support of liberty, I’ve never believed in tarianism.

I should be bored of Candy Crush by now, but it was made by the devil.

We’re prob at least 3 more months away from the government rounding up and murdering Christians, which is good because that would suck during Christian.

Really? Someone cried “racism” on the Pajama Boy mockery? The left should receive a one year moratorium on charging racism for that.

The only time I ever felt like a feminist is when I saw what they did to Samus Aran in Metroid: Other M.

You’re free to hold Christian beliefs in this country as long as you don’t try to own a business or hold down a job.

Always see in movies where someone steals a car and finds keys in the sun visor but never understood why someone would put keys there.

Does anyone in real life put keys in their sun visor to make their car easy for stealing?

You can never be sure what the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is about.

“Obama the impotent tyrant
had a very shiny law…”

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8 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Die Hard, First Amendment, and Hidden Car Keys”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    “You’re free to hold Christian beliefs in this country as long as you don’t try to own a business or hold down a job.”

    So you can believe anything you want to, just don’t try to put it into practice or mention in publicly. Can we apply that to what the Left believes?

  2. Jimmy says:

    “Obama the impotent tyrant
    had a very shiny law…”

    Barry, the blow man, was a very evil soul,
    With his healthcare tripe and a glutton hö,
    And two dogs cooked on the coal.

    You gotta work on your meter, Frank.

  3. Basil says:

    Always see in movies where someone steals a car and finds keys in the sun visor but never understood why someone would put keys there.

    ***** SPOILER ALERT *****

    You are going to hate “Felina.”

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Corrupty, the President
    paid no attention to the law…

  5. AT says:

    Got two more episodes of Breaking Bad left to watch, but I’m kind of bored of it now.

    I used to say this to family, friends, and co-workers just to watch their blood pressure spike.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    Ok, better try for the Christmas Season

    Corrupty the President.

    Corrupty the President, his youth had taken it’s toll,
    With a big bong pipe and a cocaine nose, he was a black man with no soul.

    Corrupty the President, Likes fairy tail, they say.
    And despite the blow, Bill Ayers got him elected one day.

    There must have been some magic in that old leftist schtick they found,

    For when they placed it in his head, he began to prance around!

    Oh, Corrupty the President, was a liar as he could be;
    and the Public saw he could lie all day,
    just the same as Pelosi and Reid.

    Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
    look at Corrupty, Man.

    Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
    Take your healtcare plan.

    Corrupty the President, knew the plan would fail that day,
    but he said, “Let it stand, cause I won’t be on hand, after 2017 anyway.”

    Down to the Congress, with a finger raised on his hand,
    Running here and there, all around the square,
    sayin’, “Impeach me if you can.”

    His own law he ignored without a single frown, The Right told him to stop!;

    and he only paused a moment, when dead he told them to drop.

    For Corrupty the President, had to hurry on his way,
    Sayin’ “Amnesty is next, I’ll get to it, when I finish the back nine to-day.”

  7. Dohtimes says:

    A sodomite walks into a bar and God is the bartender. Both of them say “I don’t serve your kind here”. A self satisfied sodomite walks out of a bar.

  8. zzyzx says:

    I’ve never become a libertarian because even though I’m a strong support of liberty, I’ve never believed in tarianism. Don’t you mean you’ve never believed in disestablishmentarianism?

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