“When the kids get noisy at the holidays, it’s a good time to mention Obamacare’s coverage of birth control and abortion.”
Aren’t we doing a Jonestown comparison every time we talk about someone “drinking the Kool-Aid”?
I don’t mean to step on everybody’s outrage; with it so near Christmas, there really isn’t anything else going on.
Of course, an Obama devotee accusing others of being part of a cult… we’ll it’s not like obliviousness is a suprise from that crowd.
When I was a kid, my mom wouldn’t let me drink the Kool-Aid. Because of the sugar.
Phrase the poll on minimum wage differently: “If a business owner thinks the higher wage hurts his business, are you willing to shoot him over this?”
I’d love to meet the market executive who thought the one thing keeping Obamacare from being popular was lack of smug hipsters.
Wild West : horse-thief : : Twitter : joke-thief
Now let’s debate whether Popeye is white.
Things that will get me to buy a Wii U: New original Zelda. New Metroid Prime.
I don’t need any drugs to be creative. …Well, caffeine.
Every Christmas we watch It’s a Wonderful Life and Die Hard and neither get old.
Yes. I must make that movie now. A movie that combines the great Christmas movies It’s a Wonderful Life and Die Hard into one super movie!
Wonder what the tryouts for Pajama Boy were like? “No, not smug enough. And the blood tests on this one is showing traces of testosterone.”
I hope no one ever has a problem with me being white.
“A white Frank J. just has problems connecting with minority children. Maybe we should replace him with an animated badger.”
I just imagined black Frank J. and realized I’d never be able to compete with him. Except at hailing a cab.
I wonder how my senators voted on the budget. Does Idaho have senators?
Phil having to go to sensitivity training would actually make a pretty good episode of Duck Dynasty.
This was inevitable when you let Phil Robertson say all those hateful things about yuppies with no one objecting.
Been some confusion; whole time I’ve been ranting about Obama, I was referring to Greg Obama from OH. I have nothing but respect for the president.
I get how one thing Phil said was objectionable, but is paraphrasing Corinthians also off limits?