That Looks Familiar

Posted on December 5, 2013 8:00 pm

Archaeologists have discovered a 10,000 year-old house outside of Jerusalem.

Right next to it – a 10,000 year-old Palestinian trying to push it into the sea.

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2 Responses to “That Looks Familiar”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Did it have a sign on it “Fixer-upper”?

  2. CCO says:

    Reminds me of an old joke I read somewhere (on a Jewish humor site, perhaps): It seems the Israeli prime minister was giving a speech at the UN (perhaps it was Begin). He said that when Moses was tending the sheep of his in-laws prior to leading the children of Israel to their land, he got awfully hot one day and decided to go swimming. Since it was just him and the sheep, Moses stripped off his clothes and went skinny-dipping. Moses had no sooner gotten relaxed in the pool of water when a Palestinian stole his clothes.
    “That’s a lie!” shouted Yasser Arafat [told you it was an old joke], “Everyone knows the Palestinians didn’t come around for a thousand years later!”
    “Now that we had established the prior claim of the Jewish people to their land,” the prime minister said, “why don’t we adjourn?”

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