The City Is Safe!

Posted on December 16, 2013 4:00 pm

New York City Police arrested a man carrying a stolen cash register aboard a Long Island Rail Road train.

He was released after police verified the cash register contained no salt or trans-fats.

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One Response to “The City Is Safe!”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people assaulted by unlicensed cash registers on LIRR trains. Oh, the humanity!

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