I was recently thinking: What’s a succinct secular term for the founder of Islam? You can’t just call him “Muhammad” because there’s like a jillion people named that now so one can’t be sure you’re referring to the founder of Islam Muhammad. And I’m not going to call him “The Prophet Muhammad” because I don’t think he’s a prophet. And I’m not going to put (pbuh) after his name because I don’t care if peace is on him (he’s dead).
Here’s my idea: Muhammad Prime. Makes sense since he’s the reason there are so many people are named Muhammad today. Also, it’s not insulting to Islam; in fact, it sounds kind of cool because it makes you think of Optimus Prime. I guess Muhammadtron would also be kind of cool, but it makes less sense and implies he’s a villain.
Anyway, just my idea.