Disney movie pitch: an Amazon delivery drone falls in love with the toaster it is delivering.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) December 2, 2013
What's a good song about smelling sex and candy?
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) December 2, 2013
“I would like a cookie please” repeats Cookie Monster to his speech therapist. She holds out a cookie. Later all she remembers is the blood.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) December 2, 2013
In case your young children don't know, there's a town in New Mexico called "Elephant Butte." I feel like this is information they can use.
— John (@Notgiamatti) December 2, 2013
What does one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) December 3, 2013