[looking at photo of baby] uhh, i dont even *shrugs* what do you want me to say? *girl snatches photo back* i mean it's definitely a baby
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) December 6, 2013
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner. Which Is A Problem Because My Parents Are Horribly Prejudiced Against Board Games.
— Sean (@asimplesean) December 6, 2013
Thanks for leaving my side, only person I know at this party. I'll just be here staring down at my phone, wishing for the world to end.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) December 6, 2013