I went to Jared *opens up jewelry box to reveal enormous pair of jeans*
— sadvent (@crylenol) December 9, 2013
For years, education has been driven by three Rs: Reading, wRiting and 'Rithmetic. Now it's time to add another: rcoding. (The R is silent.)
— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) December 9, 2013
the funniest way to starve to death is like a thousand different dogs leap from out of nowhere & steal the food out of ur hands for weeks
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 9, 2013
"Lying for years" is such a harsh phrase. We prefer to think of it as "incremental honesty."
— HealthCare.Gov (@HealthDotGov) December 10, 2013