For all of you outraged at Phil Robertson…remember, he just stated his opinion. It's not like he cancelled millions of people's insurance.
— Matt (@Matthops82) December 19, 2013
At the birth of Jesus, a shepherd created the first hymn to mark the occasion. We still sing it today: "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) December 19, 2013
As much as libs despise Putin's anti-gay policies, ironically, they share much of his totalitarian impulses.
— Jason Mattera (@JasonMattera) December 19, 2013
My new baby cousin is named Silas. Poor boy. Destined to rob trains.
— michael (@michaeljhudson) December 19, 2013
I wore pajamas, drank hot chocolate, talked about health insurance & somehow that gets you kicked out of Home Depot. pic.twitter.com/6b1l5A9ZUg
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) December 19, 2013
Santa is not white, but George Zimmerman is, get it now?
— Meta World Data (@Pqlyur1) December 19, 2013
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) December 19, 2013
There's no sound more beautiful than a child's laughter, and none more annoying than a teenager's.
— MYRRH-ke ELF-ingwell (@mikeleffingwell) December 19, 2013
In ten years we'll be called homophobic for not being gay.
— John Nolte (@NolteNC) December 19, 2013
"Die Hard" isn't a Christmas movie. "Die Hard" is a Festivus movie about the airing of grievances and feats of strength.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 20, 2013