The worst thing you can do to someone is call them on the phone.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 13, 2013
"oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm" – what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) December 13, 2013
If Homer Simpson were a Dem congressman from Springfield, OH he'd be cited in media as "Homer Simpson (D-OH)".
— Tom McCammon (@TomMcCammon) December 15, 2013
In hell you have to try plugging in a single USB device in the dark
— Turbo Jimmy (@Turbo_Jimmy) December 16, 2013