Also, They’re Guarded By Taunting Frenchmen

Posted on January 9, 2014 8:00 am

The latest trend in Southern California mansions: a moat encircling the property.

The weirdest part – they’re filled with vegan alligators.

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6 Responses to “Also, They’re Guarded By Taunting Frenchmen”

  1. zipity says:

    If those are alligators that only eat vegans, can you tell me where I can get some…?

  2. CCO says:

    Hmm…and unlike claymores, they can be reused.

  3. NoMoBama says:

    I wonder who the rich liberals are trying to protect themselves from?

    Moats = water,
    Black stereotype #5,893,145: Black people can’t swim

    Conclusion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

  4. Charon says:

    I’d do it. But there’d be an array of archaic siege weaponry to back it up.

    Face it, trebuchet are awesome!

  5. Janeane Garofalo says:

    MOATS ARE NOT RACIST!!!YOU WINGNUTS ARE RACIST!!!KIEFER SUTHERLAND HAS A MOAT BUT MOST TIMES ITS FILLED WITH EMPTY BEER CANS AND VODKA BOTTLES!!!!!MY FRIEND CHRIS ROCK HAS A SWIMMING POOL BEHIND HIS HOUSE AND HE HAS YET TO DROWN YOU DUMB WINGNUTS!!!DAVE CHAPPELLE HAS A WAVE POOL!!!URRRGH!!!YOU PEOPLE ARE SO BIGOTED!!!WHATS NEXT GONNA INSULT JEWS BY TALKING ABOUT MONEYLENDING OR NOSES???YEAH BE REAL UP TO DATE WITH THE FUNNY BY MAKING FUN OF CARNIE WILSONS WEIGHT!!!WAY TO KEEP UP THE BULLY ETHIC!!! WHY NOT POST FUNNY PICTURES OF CRIPPLES GETTING TOSSED OUT OF THEIR WHEELCHAIRS OR PEOPLE TRIPPING THE BLIND!!!THAT WILL GET THE LAUGHS HUH???PEOPLE HAVE MOATS TO KEEP OUT PEOPLE THEY DONT WANT COMING TO THEIR FRONT DOOR DUH!!!!!DUMMIES!!!

  6. RAML says:

    #5 I hate to mention this but you should work up some new routines Your current ones are stale at best down to downright boring. Try not to feel insulted.

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