Cleanliness Cocktail

Posted on January 24, 2014 8:00 pm

A Pennsylvania man stole 12 bottles of hand sanitizer from a hospital so he could mix it with orange juice and drink it.

Apparently the only treatment covered under Obamacare Bronze.

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3 Responses to “Cleanliness Cocktail”

  1. Richard Turner says:

    All you have to do is mix in a little salt and run it through a coffee strainer to separate the alcohol. I know this not because I am an alchy but because I am retired prison official.

  2. blarg says:

    …it’s only 80% covered. After you meet your $12000 anual deductible.

    and there’s a $30 copay.

  3. zzyzx says:

    In the long run it would’ve been easier, and a lot cheaper just to buy a couple bottles of MD 20-20.

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