Couch Gun Safe

[High Praise! to John]

Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield.

Personally, I wouldn’t buy it, because once the couch wears out, it’s becomes a very ratty-looking gun safe, and unlike a normal couch, you can’t leave it on the curb for college students to steal in the middle of the night.

But, until the couch part wears out, it’s super-awesome.

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  1. “once the couch wears out, it’s becomes a very ratty-looking gun safe…”

    What, you can’t get the thing reupholstered? Buying into the planned obsolescence paradigm?

    You buy something cool, you take care of it.

    Of course if the couch gets all torn up by double-aught buck or .50 cal, you might have bigger concerns than looking up a neighborhood furniture repair business.

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