[High Praise! to John]
Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield.
Personally, I wouldn’t buy it, because once the couch wears out, it’s becomes a very ratty-looking gun safe, and unlike a normal couch, you can’t leave it on the curb for college students to steal in the middle of the night.
But, until the couch part wears out, it’s super-awesome.