Couch Gun Safe

Posted on January 23, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to John]

Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield.

Personally, I wouldn’t buy it, because once the couch wears out, it’s becomes a very ratty-looking gun safe, and unlike a normal couch, you can’t leave it on the curb for college students to steal in the middle of the night.

But, until the couch part wears out, it’s super-awesome.

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7 Responses to “Couch Gun Safe”

  1. Oppo says:

    Motto: “A good place to rest your arsenal.”

  2. Critter says:

    But is it cat proof?

  3. Oppo says:

    As long as it turns the bad guy into a recliner.

  4. Apostic says:

    2.Critter says:
    January 23rd, 2014 at 9:18 pm
    But is it cat proof?

    Mr. Crittenden, I presume. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. Tater Salad says:

    “once the couch wears out, itโ€™s becomes a very ratty-looking gun safe…”

    What, you can’t get the thing reupholstered? Buying into the planned obsolescence paradigm?

    You buy something cool, you take care of it.

    Of course if the couch gets all torn up by double-aught buck or .50 cal, you might have bigger concerns than looking up a neighborhood furniture repair business.

  6. HCG says:
    I didn’t see the link anywhere.

  7. Harvey says:

    @6 – DOH!

    Link added.

    Sorry about that.

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