I Don’t HAVE to Do This, You Know…

Posted on January 31, 2014 4:00 pm

A new study shows that comedians have high levels of psychotic personality traits.

So, if I ever get sick of IMAO, apparently President of North Korea is always a career option.

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16 Responses to “I Don’t HAVE to Do This, You Know…”

  1. Oppo says:

    In other words, it’s a short step from “The Young Ones” to the Jong Uns.

  2. Oppo says:

    … or from a dead parrot sketch to a dead parent stench….

  3. James says:

    How fast does a Korean swallow fly?

  4. Jimmy says:

    @3: It depends on how hungry they are and on the size of the fly. Lately, I hear North Koreans are pretty hungry.

    *ba da GULP*

  5. Oppo says:

    “I don’t HAVE to do this, you know… ”
    “… I wanted to be a lumberjack the Ripper.”

  6. Jimmy says:

    Actually, that ‘study’ explains your multiple personalities, Harvey. I mean, Frank. Era, Basil. So, no, it turns out you HAVE to do this. Ha!

  7. jw says:

    “I Don’t HAVE to Do This, You Know…”

    yes, you do :) we know where you live.

    ok, most of us don’t, but we can google you.

  8. DamnCat says:

    “I Don’t HAVE to Do This, You Know…”

    Yes, you do. Who’s going to hire a freakin’ psycho like you?

  9. Anonymiss says:

    @6 Am *I* one of Harvey’s personalities, too??

  10. blarg says:

    huh….I didn’t know you were a comedian.

  11. Jimmy says:

    @9: No, Miss Anony, because YOU know how to bake!

  12. Steve H says:

    @9 – We also can safely assume you aren’t accepting girlfriend applications and/or between wives.

  13. Anonymiss says:

    @11,12 Whew! Thank goodness for that.

    @10 Oh I know *I*’m not funny – -but Harvey writes comedy for a living. At least I *think* he means to be funny. Maybe it’s accidental… :P

  14. Doug says:

    Curious! I noticed at the top of the comments here, for Harvey’s post, there popped up an ad for Dementia Nursing Homes. Now, this may only be a coincidence…

  15. Tater Salad says:

    “….that ‘study’ explains your multiple personalities, Harvey. I mean, Frank. Era, Basil. ”

    Wait…so which is the dominant persona, “Frank” or “Harvey”? (It’s like that Star Trek episode with the two guys who have black mime-paint on one side and white paint on the other.)

    Wouldn’t blow your mind to discover that JANEANE GAROFALO was the dominant personality and all of this was a super-hype fakeout of conservatives? Flip your lips while pondering THAT.

  16. zzyzx says:

    JANEANE GAROFALO is imaginary…UFO’s are real.

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