In Summation: Progressive Hypocrisy

Posted on January 27, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]

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3 Responses to “In Summation: Progressive Hypocrisy”

  1. zzyzx says:

    Ah…sorry no smart phone here, will a rock do?

  2. walruskkkch says:

    I don’t want anyone throwing a smartphone even if, and let me be clear here, even if someone says “Obama”.

  3. zzyzx says:

    Matthias: Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Jehovah”.
    [Everyone gasps]
    Jewish Official: You’re only making it worse for yourself!
    Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
    Jewish Official: I’m warning you! If you say “Jehovah” one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
    Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
    Jewish Official: Was it you?
    Stoner: Yes.
    Jewish Official: Right…
    Stoner: Well you did say “Jehovah. ”
    [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
    Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Jehovah. ”
    [Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]

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