It’s for Your Own Good

A new study shows that people who walk a lot may be less likely to die early than those who only walk a little.

Obviously high gas prices are just Obama’s way of helping us live forever.

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  1. “It’s just harder to hit a moving target at 20 paces than at 10.”

    Not if you’re being targeted by a drone.

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  2. Maybe people who walk a lot are less likely to be near a phone when they do kick off and we just don’t hear about it.

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  3. So, the people who bought tickets to see “Ishtar” will live a long life? That’s some compensation.

    ….

    Cue the keyboard from Dire Straits’ “The Walk of Life” . . . .
    . . .
    Earworm victory is mine!

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