It’s for Your Own Good

Posted on January 8, 2014 4:00 pm

A new study shows that people who walk a lot may be less likely to die early than those who only walk a little.

Obviously high gas prices are just Obama’s way of helping us live forever.

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7 Responses to “It’s for Your Own Good”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    It’s just harder to hit a moving target at 20 paces than at 10.

  2. Bob B says:

    At the very least, walking more helps your WAR…

  3. walruskkkch says:

    I hate that stat.

  4. Tater Salad says:

    “It’s just harder to hit a moving target at 20 paces than at 10.”

    Not if you’re being targeted by a drone.

  5. Steve H says:

    Maybe people who walk a lot are less likely to be near a phone when they do kick off and we just don’t hear about it.

  6. Jimmy says:

    People who walk are usually late.

  7. Oppo says:

    So, the people who bought tickets to see “Ishtar” will live a long life? That’s some compensation.


    Cue the keyboard from Dire Straits’ “The Walk of Life” . . . .
    . . .
    Earworm victory is mine!

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