It’s Just So Different From What They’re Used To

Posted on January 3, 2014 8:00 am

China has rejected two shipments – almost 546,000 tons – of American corn because it was genetically modified.

Well, I can certainly understand why they’d object, since the modification work wasn’t done by starved and beaten political prisoners.

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5 Responses to “It’s Just So Different From What They’re Used To”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Rejecting corn because of its genetics? RACISTS!!!!1!!

  2. Jimmy says:

    Great. Now we need to genetically modify our coal.

  3. DamnCat says:

    Don’t you listen to Jimmy, Coal. You’re perfect just the way you are!

  4. Jimmy says:

    I wish I had some coal, DamnCat. Instead, I have a cat who is beginning to listen as its alternative is death.

  5. IT'S BACON!!! says:

    The probably rejected the shipment because it didn’t contain enough antifreze and lead paint.

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