Just Kidding. The Sandwich Had Bacon

Posted on January 7, 2014 8:00 pm

In Portland, Oregon, police managed to lure a suicidal man off a ledge by offering him a sandwich.

He didn’t really want the sandwich, but they told him he’d have to pay a fine if he didn’t take it.

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9 Responses to “Just Kidding. The Sandwich Had Bacon”

  1. NoMoBama says:

    He must have gotten his first ‘affordable’ insurance bill.

  2. Burt says:

    Supreme Court says it’s not a fine…it’s a tax.

  3. DamnCat says:

    They promised him a bacon sandwich but he ended up getting liverwurst. And they charged him 3 times what he used to pay for bacon.

  4. Oppo says:

    He has no idea what was in the sandwich. He’ll have to pass it to find out what was in it.

  5. RAML says:

    #4 That was going to be my horrible really crappy comment

  6. NoMoBama says:

    Life is like a $hit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less $hit you gotta eat.

  7. zzyzx says:

    Here eat this!! ~ Cheech Marin

  8. Amer-I-Can says:

    Darwinism thwarted once again……

  9. Tater Salad says:

    This was in Portland Ore-uh-gone, right? Home to almost as many smelly, dirty Hippies per square inch as Berkeley. The place where the city government subsidizes Occupier campgrounds.

    That there sammich had to be made using gluten-free, 36 grain bread, mayo made using eggs from free-range chickens, lettuce picked by unionized undocumented laborers, and tofu ham or bacon.

    Wrapped in recycled, hemp-based toilet paper, said sammich was probably delivered to the police by a naked, heavily tatted and pierced, bike riding lesbian with braided pit-hair.

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