Random Thoughts: Axes, Macklemore, and the Rich

My daughter gave my mom a Grammy award.

Can you use a battle axe to cut firewood or do I need two separate axes?

Macklemore sounds like a good name for schlubby, plainclothes detective who doesn’t always play by the rules.

Don’t know about Nazi references, but many see the rich as these infinite pinatas they can constantly whack and will always drop more candy.

October 21, 2015 is the date when hopefully we should stop seeing photoshopped images claiming today is the day Marty McFly arrives in the future.

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  1. My daughter gave my mom a Grammy award.

    That’s not supposed to happen until nine months after she gets married.

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  2. Yes, you can use a battle ax to chop firewood, but you can’t use an assault ax. Assault axes are only good for killing people and chopping up schools.

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  3. Your battle axe will get stuck in the wood as it has a thin blade.

    Your wood axe will be too heavy to swing around a lot.

    I’d have two axes. You will, however, have to wait a month between purchases. You’re only allowed to purchase one axe each month.

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