“Unleash the drones!” -my entire inauguration speech
Maybe poor people just don’t like money. We’ll never know.
Show proposal: Mixed martial artists debate politics and then settle things in the ring.
If we want to save money, we don’t really need Europe anymore.
I’m getting the feeling this coked-up mugger doesn’t have my best interests in mind.
I never did any drugs. I wasn’t cool enough.
I hope George Michael Bluth does an op-ed on smoking marijuana like a cigarette.
So who are you going to vote for in the Republican primary? The nutso extremist or the useless twit?
A little disappointed in Community premiere versus my expectations. 2nd episode was exactly what I was hoping for, though.
The cameo in the premiere was pretty awesome, though.
Hey, Linux, why don’t you just assume sudo in front of everything because when I ask you to do things, I really do want you to do it.
We’re never going to get good data on global warming if everyone keeps getting trapped in ice.
The plural of irony isn’t data.
They say men and women are equal, but you have to admit that men are a lot better at not letting the opposite gender oppress them.
Why don’t we just give unemployment benefits to everyone forever?
You think the problem is income inequality. I think the problem is not enough whiners getting punched in the junk. We’re at an impasse.
I once smelled some marijuana smoke at a concert and I turned out fine.
I don’t really get what’s the difference between drinking coffee and doing meth.
RE: income inequality, I don’t care how much more someone has than you when you haven’t proven yet you deserve what you have.
Is there a reason De Blasio is going after horse-drawn carriages or is the custom in New York now to just randomly ban things?
“Please don’t let the fact that we were stuck for weeks in ice undermine this very alarming data we found about global warming.”
“If we need another segment, we haven’t made fun of Sarah Palin’s handicapped kid in a while.” -MSNBC hosts, probably
It helps to not know anything about history when watching Downton Abbey so you don’t get spoilers.
The plots for Downton Abbey are getting repetitive. Every episode it’s a different duke or earl pretending to be a ghost haunting the Abbey.
“Zoinks, Nigel, it’s a g-g-ghost!”
When did Duke and Earl go from titles from nobility to names for rednecks?