This is pretty awesome.
Hard to depict someone as a planet and make it flattering.
Frankly, this country needs more tearing apart.
But why did Supertramp want us to get into a war in Iraq?
I keep hoping each new State of the Union speech will be the one where Obama finally breaks down and admits he has no idea what he’s doing.
If you ever started beating a dead horse, it really is hard to stop. You just lose yourself in it.
So what does a starving child in Africa think of a fat American whining about how other people have so much more income than him?
If you’re an American – even a “poor” one – just remember it’s income inequality IN YOUR FAVOR.
Americans complaining about income inequality are basically millionaires whining they’re not billionaires.
I think it helps you understand Hillary better if you imagine her as a giant, fleshy planet.
The Windows command prompt gets offended if you accidentally type “ls” instead of “dir.”
My least favorite parts of Assassin’s Creed 4 are the Assassin’s Creed parts. It’s a fun pirate game, though.
I don’t care how much money people give to candidates and thinks it’s stupid anyone would be arrested for that.
I would never give money to candidates myself, though.
We should be able to walk around smoking dope and carrying firearms and throwing whatever cash we want at politicians! #Freedom