Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Too Much TV Can Damage Children’s Brains. The Biggest Threat to Adult Brains…

Posted on January 13, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threat to adult brains…

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44 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Too Much TV Can Damage Children’s Brains. The Biggest Threat to Adult Brains…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    Obama speak

  2. Steve H says:

    … studies.

  3. Steve H says:

    … children who are watching too much TV.

  4. mikeszekely says:

    …Obamacare death panels.

  5. Steve H says:

    … (according to the study) me, Rodney, Walruss, Bob B, Harvey, [insert your name here, you non-socialist swine!]

  6. rodney dill says:

    …cookies with walnuts.

  7. rodney dill says:

    …lead poisoning… regardless of caliber.

  8. blarg says:

    …rationalizing socialist ideology

  9. blarg says:

    …Vogon poetry

  10. blarg says:

    …not having a punchline judged in 2 weeks

  11. blarg says:

    …Obama promising “if you like your brain, you can keep your brain”.

  12. Steve H says:

    … adult bookstores, adult diapers, adult movie tickets
    … kids who won’t stay off my lawn
    … Anonymiss cookie withdrawl

  13. CLIFF says:

    Candy Crush

  14. Michael J. Bilek says:

    NFL Football. On and off the field.

  15. Manolo says:

    …is NBC and “Hardball with Chris Matthews.”

  16. rodney dill says:

    #12 – “… Anonymiss cookie withdrawl”

    …must be the kind of withdrawal that makes you slur your speech. ;)

    (Just helping to prove #5)

  17. Manolo says:

    …a person filing their notice of intent to run for public office as a Democrat.

  18. Manolo says:

    …are Democrat Party talking points.

  19. Manolo says:

    …are movie tickets to movies starring Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Salma Hayek, Barbara Striesand, John Cusak, Woody Harrelson, Alec Baldwin, Cher, Ashley, Judd, Jane Fonda, Whoopi Goldberg, Cameron Diaz, Lena Dunham, Roseanne Barr, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Orlando Jones, Danny Glover, ….

  20. Manolo says:

    A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threats to adult brains happens when Congress is in session during a period of single-party rule.

  21. Manolo says:

    A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threat to adult brains occurs when Mr. Obama’s lips move.

  22. Steve H says:

    @16 – You ARE proving it – I can’t begin to figure how many years I’ve spelt it that way.

  23. Steve H says:

    @10 – Working on it. (Rescue forces are finding it difficult to access G4 and Wi-Fi from “there”.)

  24. jw says:

    …reading the Affordable Care Act.

    … listening to either nancy pelosi or harry reid

    …women

  25. rodney dill says:

    …the children’s brains that are in old liberals’ heads.

  26. Genghis Khen says:

    … any amount of liberalism.

  27. Bob B says:

    …is Botox. Exhibit A – Nancy Pelosi, Exhibit B – Lurch, I mean John Kerry.

  28. rodney dill says:

    Joe Biden’s farts

  29. Bob B says:

    …is a chronic loss of sense of humor – leftists and progressives hardest hit…

  30. Burt says:

    …is undetermined as JANEANE GAROFALO refused to answer the questions.

  31. Dohtimes says:

    …radioactive, poison coated brain stabbing knives.

    …what your brain damaged kids learned in school and repeated at home.

    …all evidence, from the self inflicted damage done to adult men would seem to point to blonde women.

  32. fit2post says:

    zombies.

  33. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …attempting to make sense of a Biden speech.

  34. Writer says:

    Obamacare

  35. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …joining an Occupy Wall Street drum circle. That’s definitely a down twinkles.

  36. can of spam says:

    … children’s TV.

  37. can of spam says:

    … could not be determined because the public school system ruined enough of them during development to provide less than a statistically significant sample.

  38. can of spam says:

    … children.

  39. can of spam says:

    … becoming Vice-President.

  40. c64wood says:

    …liberalism

  41. c64wood says:

    …is having 2

    http://www.mvps.org/st-software/Movie_Collection/images/2677f.jpg

  42. DamnCat says:

    TUNA! DO NOT EAT TUNA – it is very, very bad for humans. All tuna should be fed to cats!

  43. Bob B says:

    …is Choom. Can’t believe I missed something so obvious…What?

  44. frogmouth says:

    Reality TV

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