Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Too Much TV Can Damage Children’s Brains. The Biggest Threat to Adult Brains…

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A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threat to adult brains…

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  1. … (according to the study) me, Rodney, Walruss, Bob B, Harvey, [insert your name here, you non-socialist swine!]

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  2. … adult bookstores, adult diapers, adult movie tickets
    … kids who won’t stay off my lawn
    … Anonymiss cookie withdrawl

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  3. …are movie tickets to movies starring Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Salma Hayek, Barbara Striesand, John Cusak, Woody Harrelson, Alec Baldwin, Cher, Ashley, Judd, Jane Fonda, Whoopi Goldberg, Cameron Diaz, Lena Dunham, Roseanne Barr, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Orlando Jones, Danny Glover, ….

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  4. A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threats to adult brains happens when Congress is in session during a period of single-party rule.

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  5. A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threat to adult brains occurs when Mr. Obama’s lips move.

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  6. @10 – Working on it. (Rescue forces are finding it difficult to access G4 and Wi-Fi from “there”.)

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  7. …radioactive, poison coated brain stabbing knives.

    …what your brain damaged kids learned in school and repeated at home.

    …all evidence, from the self inflicted damage done to adult men would seem to point to blonde women.

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  8. … could not be determined because the public school system ruined enough of them during development to provide less than a statistically significant sample.

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