Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Too Much TV Can Damage Children’s Brains. The Biggest Threat to Adult Brains…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new study shows that too much TV can damage children’s brains. The biggest threat to adult brains…

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  1. …are movie tickets to movies starring Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Salma Hayek, Barbara Striesand, John Cusak, Woody Harrelson, Alec Baldwin, Cher, Ashley, Judd, Jane Fonda, Whoopi Goldberg, Cameron Diaz, Lena Dunham, Roseanne Barr, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Orlando Jones, Danny Glover, ….


  2. …radioactive, poison coated brain stabbing knives.

    …what your brain damaged kids learned in school and repeated at home.

    …all evidence, from the self inflicted damage done to adult men would seem to point to blonde women.



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