Straight Line of the Day: Obama Made a Secret Side Deal With Iran, Which Includes…

Posted on January 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

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32 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Obama Made a Secret Side Deal With Iran, Which Includes…”

  1. Steve H says:

    …Obama only having to face Iran and bow four times a day, instead of the previously mandated five.

  2. rodney dill says:

    …fries… ’cause he wanted a side of fries widdat.

  3. Rayfan87 says:

    US supplying Iran a matching arsenal of nukes to what Israel has.

  4. Oppo says:

    … mullah moolah.

  5. Oppo says:

    … a promise never to send John Kerry to them with a couple of potatoes.

  6. Steve H says:

    @5 – So we can send lurch if he leaves the potatoes home?

  7. DamnCat says:

    …an all-day dog roast rave-up with entertainment by Cat Stevens*.

    *Not a real cat.

  8. CCO says:

    pistachios.

  9. Oppo says:

    @6 – yup, if we want “unbelievably small” results . . .

  10. Bob B says:

    …plausible deniability – plus, a swell Secret Mohammed gift exchange for Ramadan.

  11. walruskkkch says:

    Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    Cash considerations and the destruction of an ally to be named later.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    an Obamacare exemption and abortion services coverage for free.

  13. walruskkkch says:

    Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    closing a National War memorial of their choice.

  14. walruskkkch says:

    Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    SQUIRRELS!

  15. Scott says:

    …North Korea’s best recipes for dog.

  16. Gumbeaux says:

    Infesting all of Israel’s computers with ObamaCare.

  17. Bob B says:

    …cash, two future second-round draft picks, and a martyr to be named later.

  18. Mrs. C says:

    A solemn promise not to send their new (nuclear) misses to the US . . . and a pinky swear too!

  19. Steve H says:

    Geez – three hours and not one cookie reference…

  20. Bob B says:

    @19 – Obama and Iran conspiring together is too distasteful a topic to besmirch [redacted] over…

  21. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …an explanation that the Flock of Seagulls song is not about their country.

    …a recipe for felafel cookies.

  22. Steve H says:

    @21 – The world is right once again.

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …half of our nukes if they let Jackson Browne film his Less Nukes video there.

    …kissing their back sides.

    …his golfing schedule so they know when he is unable and not just unwilling to defend America.

  24. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . the actual words to “Louie, Louie” (or, as it is known in Iran, “Reza, Reza”).

    . . . four nuclear warheads, three bunker busters, two infidels, and a virus for their PCs.

  25. blarg says:

    …the dropping of Obama’s protests over Iranians calling him “Jimmy Carter”. He now understands that all Americans look the same to them.

  26. Writer says:

    Free Pork Skins on Fridays.

  27. c64wood says:

    Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    …free iPads for all school children

    …Obamacare

    …trillions of taxpayer dollars since Iran is too big to fail

    …peace in our lifetime

  28. Oppo says:

    … splitting fifty-fifty the “with friends like you…” award from Iraq.

  29. CLIFF says:

    the creation of The Gay Olympics

  30. Burt says:

    free shipping and handling.

  31. walruskkkch says:

    Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    the repatriation of Anonymiss and the return of all cookies unharmed.

  32. Doug says:

    which includes… 20 pounds of hashish and a hooka.

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