Straight Line of the Day: Obama Made a Secret Side Deal With Iran, Which Includes…

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Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

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  1. Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    Cash considerations and the destruction of an ally to be named later.

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  2. Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    an Obamacare exemption and abortion services coverage for free.

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  3. Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    closing a National War memorial of their choice.

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  4. …an explanation that the Flock of Seagulls song is not about their country.

    …a recipe for felafel cookies.

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  5. …half of our nukes if they let Jackson Browne film his Less Nukes video there.

    …kissing their back sides.

    …his golfing schedule so they know when he is unable and not just unwilling to defend America.

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  6. . . . the actual words to “Louie, Louie” (or, as it is known in Iran, “Reza, Reza”).

    . . . four nuclear warheads, three bunker busters, two infidels, and a virus for their PCs.

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  7. …the dropping of Obama’s protests over Iranians calling him “Jimmy Carter”. He now understands that all Americans look the same to them.

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  8. Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    …free iPads for all school children

    …Obamacare

    …trillions of taxpayer dollars since Iran is too big to fail

    …peace in our lifetime

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  9. Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…

    the repatriation of Anonymiss and the return of all cookies unharmed.

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