Straight Line of the Day: Obama: “Some Folks Just Really Dislike Me Because They Don’t Like the Idea of a Black President.” Other Possible Explanations…

Posted on January 21, 2014 12:00 pm

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Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

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46 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Obama: “Some Folks Just Really Dislike Me Because They Don’t Like the Idea of a Black President.” Other Possible Explanations…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    Some people don’t like the idea of a Socialist President.

  2. Bob B says:

    …is that they continue to confuse him with Osama.

  3. Bob B says:

    …is xenophobia.

  4. Joel says:

    Obamacare. IRS targeting the Tea Party. Trillion dollar deficits. Leading from behind in the Mideast. Solyndra and all the other crony capitalism. Taking over GM, and screwing the bondholders. The constant lying.

    And that’s just the start.

  5. Bob B says:

    …is that his profile looks too much like Benito Mussolini.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    They prefer Dennis Haysbert as their idea of a black President.

  7. Bob B says:

    …is because “no one ever likes the really smart kid”…

  8. Jimmy says:

    …include not liking Communists.

  9. Fred Key says:

    Some people don’t like the idea of a Red president.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    Some want their Black President’s, you know, BLACK, not half and half.

  11. walruskkkch says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    None. Now move along.

  12. Jimmy says:

    …include being threatened by ears that look like exponential folded horns, i.e., microwave antennae.

  13. Mrs. C says:

    And by “Black” I mean socialist. Black is the new red, you know? ;>

    Some people dislike me because they resent that a no-talent hack could leverage white guilt into an eight-year presidency.

  14. Burt says:

    they listen to Sarah and Fox

  15. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    They don’t like the idea of a half white ‘president’ who’s a communist and a Muslim sympathizer who’s goal is to destroy this country and turn it into a 3rd world hellhole like the one he was born in.

  16. Fangbeer says:

    Because they are jealous of his golf handicap.

    Because they never really wanted to keep their health care in the first place.

  17. Johnny45 says:

    … he’s an incompetent boob.

  18. c64wood says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    … because Obama sucks

    …homophobia

  19. Writer says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    …some people prefer competence.

  20. Amer-I-Can says:

    the limp wristed hand shake…. no “man grip” there…..

  21. Anonymiss says:

    They’re really jealous of him. I mean he gets to be married to the marvelous Michelle AND take selfies at funerals with other hotties. That’s no fair!

  22. jw says:

    …$1.7 billion in vacations

    …Valerie Jarrett

    …Benghazi

    ….we like dogs

    …you (mr obama sir) are an idiot and a pultroon

    …want a prez who shoots better than 2-20

    …about that whole missiles in Poland thing…

    …IRS. no, not the tea party targeting. see: obamacare, fusion with

    …IRS, ok, the tea party targeting, too.

    …”President” is really NOT an entry level job.

    …we like our First Ladies to have a bit of class

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …scumophobia: less scummy, more baggy!

    …he refuses to increase the heartbeats away from presidency to two for Biden.

    …he hides his incompetence behind the skirt of ignorance.

    …embarrass him with things he professes to love and he will seek to destroy you.

  24. Anonymiss says:

    @22 Cookies to jw! :) Quite the list.

    Or would you prefer Oreos?

  25. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . they don’t like lawyers (I certainly don’t)

    . . . they don’t like holders of Harvard law degrees who won’t release their trancripts

    . . . they don’t like men who are married to meddlesome shrews

    . . . they don’t like men who throw like girls

  26. jw says:

    @24 anonymiss,

    cookies! but don’t forget the walnuts :)

  27. Johnny45 says:

    @26 Ugh! Walnuts? Why would you do that to an innocent cookie!?

  28. Janeane Garofalo says:

    BECAUSE ALL THE STUPID RACIST HATESPEAKING TEABAGGER WINGNUT RESCUMLICANS ARE INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING WHAT A TRULY HISTORIC LEADER PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!) IS AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS TRY TO OPPOSE HIS FUNDAMENTALLY POSITIVE PEACEFUL AND IMPRESSIVELY TRANSFORMATIVE POLICIES BECAUSE OF THEIR IGNORANCE!!!!THATS WHY THEY DISLIKE HIM!!!!!URRRRRGH!!!!

  29. Anonymiss says:

    @26 I recognize you made a distinction between “cookies” and “Oreos”. You’re finally coming ’round… :D

    Now if we can only break you of the desire to eat noxious icky walnuts.

    Baby Steps… :)

  30. walruskkkch says:

    @28 “ALL THEY CAN DO IS TRY TO OPPOSE HIS FUNDAMENTALLY POSITIVE PEACEFUL AND IMPRESSIVELY TRANSFORMATIVE POLICIES BECAUSE OF THEIR IGNORANCE!!!!THATS WHY THEY DISLIKE HIM!!!!!URRRRRGH!!!!”

    Ahh! So you agree it isn’t really racism. Thank you.

  31. jw says:

    @29 anonymiss,

    hey, babe, i have a really elegant cookie recipe that call for black walnuts. we’ll talk.

    @28 JG

    missed the meds again, didn’t you? you really need to set an alarm or something.

  32. Janeane Garofalo says:

    NO!!!!WRONG!!!IM NOT SURPRISED YOU PEOPLE CANT READ OR GET ANYTHING THAT DOESNT HAVE TO DO WITH VIOLENCE LIKE FOOTBALL (UGH!!!) GUNS (UGH!!) OR WAR!!! WHAT I SAID WAS YOU STUPID RACIST HATESPEAKING TEABAGGER WINGNUT RESCUMLICANS ARE INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING WHAT A TRULY HISTORIC LEADER PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!) IS!!!!!YOU PEOPLE ARE RACIST (UGH!!!) ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!PLUS BEING TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND DEEP THOUGHTS!!!YOUVE PROVED THAT!!!HA!!!!PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!!)RUNS RINGS AROUND TEABAGGERS AND SPEAKER BOEHNER ISNT DOING ANYTHING TO STOP HIM!!!HAHAHA!!!SO ALL THE TEABAGGERS HAVE IS ALL THAT IGNORANT RACIST HATE!!!!!

  33. Fangbeer says:

    I can totally understand why someone like Janeane would need Democrats to make laws so that people will take care of her.

  34. FormerHostage says:

    Some folks just really dislike a half-white President.

    Some folks just really dislike a half-@ss President.

    Some folks just really dislike a half-wit President.

  35. FormerHostage says:

    They work for a living?

  36. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …mom jeans are not as cool as they used to be.

    …there’s a rumor going around that he ate a dog.

    …there are people out there that, no matter how nicely he asks, won’t let him be clear.

    …there are no other explanations. The NSA has conclusive evidence.

  37. Dohtimes says:

    …when he is bowing toward Mecca he often multitasks and bow wows toward his dinner.

  38. macko says:

    Okay, that’s not really garafalo is it? I mean all caps, loony to the max? Okay, I answered my own question, it is her.

    People don’t like him because he’s incompetent.

    They are presently working (for a living) and “hope” he doesn’t “change” that.

    They know that it was a democrat that made the first depression last so long.

  39. RAML says:

    I… don’t…know…where…to…start…and…keep…the…obscenity…out…of…my…answer.

  40. AT says:

    …they obviously haven’t been listening to MSNBC enough.

  41. Chip says:

    Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations… Well bless his little heart. Momma always said if you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything at all.

  42. Right Wing Killer says:

    The fact that I am a lying, treasonous, Communist POS is beside the point.

  43. Gumbeaux says:

    @30 – Nice smackdown of someone who adds nothing to a conversation except cut and paste of the same drivel on every thread. And who is apparently out of touch and oblivious to the real world damage being done by Carter 2.0.

  44. rodney dill says:

    …they don’t like the idea of a Barack President.

  45. rodney dill says:

    ….they don’t like the idea of wookie First Ladies.

  46. rodney dill says:

    @28

    !!!!!URRRRRGH!!!!

    Most intelligent thing she’s ever said.

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