Straight Line of the Day: Obama: “Some Folks Just Really Dislike Me Because They Don’t Like the Idea of a Black President.” Other Possible Explanations…

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Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

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  1. Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    Some people don’t like the idea of a Socialist President.

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  2. Obamacare. IRS targeting the Tea Party. Trillion dollar deficits. Leading from behind in the Mideast. Solyndra and all the other crony capitalism. Taking over GM, and screwing the bondholders. The constant lying.

    And that’s just the start.

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  3. Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    They prefer Dennis Haysbert as their idea of a black President.

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  4. Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations…

    Some want their Black President’s, you know, BLACK, not half and half.

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  5. …$1.7 billion in vacations

    …Valerie Jarrett

    …Benghazi

    ….we like dogs

    …you (mr obama sir) are an idiot and a pultroon

    …want a prez who shoots better than 2-20

    …about that whole missiles in Poland thing…

    …IRS. no, not the tea party targeting. see: obamacare, fusion with

    …IRS, ok, the tea party targeting, too.

    …”President” is really NOT an entry level job.

    …we like our First Ladies to have a bit of class

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  6. …scumophobia: less scummy, more baggy!

    …he refuses to increase the heartbeats away from presidency to two for Biden.

    …he hides his incompetence behind the skirt of ignorance.

    …embarrass him with things he professes to love and he will seek to destroy you.

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  7. . . . they don’t like lawyers (I certainly don’t)

    . . . they don’t like holders of Harvard law degrees who won’t release their trancripts

    . . . they don’t like men who are married to meddlesome shrews

    . . . they don’t like men who throw like girls

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  8. BECAUSE ALL THE STUPID RACIST HATESPEAKING TEABAGGER WINGNUT RESCUMLICANS ARE INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING WHAT A TRULY HISTORIC LEADER PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!) IS AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS TRY TO OPPOSE HIS FUNDAMENTALLY POSITIVE PEACEFUL AND IMPRESSIVELY TRANSFORMATIVE POLICIES BECAUSE OF THEIR IGNORANCE!!!!THATS WHY THEY DISLIKE HIM!!!!!URRRRRGH!!!!

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  9. @28 “ALL THEY CAN DO IS TRY TO OPPOSE HIS FUNDAMENTALLY POSITIVE PEACEFUL AND IMPRESSIVELY TRANSFORMATIVE POLICIES BECAUSE OF THEIR IGNORANCE!!!!THATS WHY THEY DISLIKE HIM!!!!!URRRRRGH!!!!”

    Ahh! So you agree it isn’t really racism. Thank you.

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  10. @29 anonymiss,

    hey, babe, i have a really elegant cookie recipe that call for black walnuts. we’ll talk.

    @28 JG

    missed the meds again, didn’t you? you really need to set an alarm or something.

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  11. NO!!!!WRONG!!!IM NOT SURPRISED YOU PEOPLE CANT READ OR GET ANYTHING THAT DOESNT HAVE TO DO WITH VIOLENCE LIKE FOOTBALL (UGH!!!) GUNS (UGH!!) OR WAR!!! WHAT I SAID WAS YOU STUPID RACIST HATESPEAKING TEABAGGER WINGNUT RESCUMLICANS ARE INCAPABLE OF APPRECIATING WHAT A TRULY HISTORIC LEADER PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!) IS!!!!!YOU PEOPLE ARE RACIST (UGH!!!) ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!PLUS BEING TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND DEEP THOUGHTS!!!YOUVE PROVED THAT!!!HA!!!!PRESIDENT OBAMA (YAYS!!!!)RUNS RINGS AROUND TEABAGGERS AND SPEAKER BOEHNER ISNT DOING ANYTHING TO STOP HIM!!!HAHAHA!!!SO ALL THE TEABAGGERS HAVE IS ALL THAT IGNORANT RACIST HATE!!!!!

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  12. …mom jeans are not as cool as they used to be.

    …there’s a rumor going around that he ate a dog.

    …there are people out there that, no matter how nicely he asks, won’t let him be clear.

    …there are no other explanations. The NSA has conclusive evidence.

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  13. Okay, that’s not really garafalo is it? I mean all caps, loony to the max? Okay, I answered my own question, it is her.

    People don’t like him because he’s incompetent.

    They are presently working (for a living) and “hope” he doesn’t “change” that.

    They know that it was a democrat that made the first depression last so long.

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  14. Obama: “some folks who just really dislike me because they don’t like the idea of a black president.” Other possible explanations… Well bless his little heart. Momma always said if you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything at all.

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  15. @30 – Nice smackdown of someone who adds nothing to a conversation except cut and paste of the same drivel on every thread. And who is apparently out of touch and oblivious to the real world damage being done by Carter 2.0.

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