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On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…

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  1. Will not be included in the next publication of the Newspeak Dictionary, available online as soon as we can find someone to do us up a website properly. All former print versions of the Newspeak Dictionary (henceforth referred to as NewDic) are to be turned in at your local MinTru location. There are no former versions of the NewDic, becauase what difference, at this point, does it make?

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  2. On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…

    The Care that dares not speak it’s name.

    Here’s a cookie care. (and not even an Anonymiss cookie at that!)

    Loretta

    Einer für alle und alle für einen.

    I care, I care not. I care, I care not.

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  3. iDon’tCare (note the snazzy little “i” which appeals to so many pajamaboys and hipsters)

    PajamaBoyCare

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  4. I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Laxative Care.

    I’ve Fallen And You Can’t Get Up Care.

    Burning Sensation? Then Don’t Leave That Specimen Here Care.

    Knock Out Game or Anesthesia For Whitey Care.

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  5. Barack’s Blue Crescent Insurance

    Hussein’s Hospice Care

    BO’sHMO

    Obama’sYourMama-Care

    Barry’s Not So Prompt Care… and Bath House

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  6. since when do universities, those bastions of tolerance, free speech, and free exchange of ideas ban words?

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  7. How about just replacing it with a short “raspberry” or fart sound? They can’t ban a sound, can they?

    Example: “I was going to sign up for *pffft* but the website was down”

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  8. SQUIRREL!!!!

    Whocares? Look! Phil Robertson hates gays!

    Doubleplusgoodcare.

    Affordable Euthanasia Act.

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