Straight Line of the Day: On a Michigan College’s List of Words to Be Banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested Acceptable Alternatives…

Posted on January 3, 2014 12:00 pm

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On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…

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66 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: On a Michigan College’s List of Words to Be Banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested Acceptable Alternatives…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    OafBungledCare

  2. rodney dill says:

    ObumbleCare

  3. rodney dill says:

    YouGonnaDie

  4. rodney dill says:

    WhatsInYourWalletCare

  5. rodney dill says:

    404Care

  6. NoMoBama says:

    Obama Really Doesn’t Give a $hit About Your Care If You Work

  7. blarg says:

    Obamadontcare

    Commiecare

    Bushcare

    Bush’s Fault

    War on the Middle Class

  8. blarg says:

    SerfCare

  9. c64wood says:

    DMV-Care
    Death Panel-Care
    Now How Much Would You Pay-Care
    Tar and Feather-Care
    Hurry up and wait-Care

  10. blarg says:

    The People’s Healthcare

    DontBlameMeBroCare

  11. blarg says:

    IOnlyFoundOutAboutItWhenISawItOnTheNewCare

  12. blarg says:

    oops! typo

    IOnlyFoundOutAboutItWhenISawItOnTheNewsCare

  13. Jimmy says:

    IfYouLikeYourObamacareYouCanKeepYourObamacare

  14. blarg says:

    OnlyRacistsHateThisCare

  15. Iowa Jim says:

    The Care That Must Not Be Named

    Medical Insurance For Dummies

    Third World Medical Care

  16. DamnCat says:

    BigF’nDealCare

  17. Bob B says:

    Planned Obsolescence

  18. TerribleTroy says:

    Affordable Health SCAM

    Itsuckstonotbeexemptcare

  19. DamnCat says:

    SoThat’sWhat’sInItCare

  20. rodney dill says:

    HoneyBadgerCare

  21. rodney dill says:

    BlameBushCare

  22. Jimmy says:

    PayALotGetSquat

  23. frogmouth says:

    Will not be included in the next publication of the Newspeak Dictionary, available online as soon as we can find someone to do us up a website properly. All former print versions of the Newspeak Dictionary (henceforth referred to as NewDic) are to be turned in at your local MinTru location. There are no former versions of the NewDic, becauase what difference, at this point, does it make?

  24. Fred Key says:

    LakeSuperiorStateCollegeCare

  25. Gumbeaux says:

    KevorkianCare

  26. FormerHostage says:

    “He Really Don’t Care”

  27. FormerHostage says:

    “Dear Leader’s Super Fun Happy Time Care”

  28. FormerHostage says:

    “Gotta Break Some Eggs for Socialism Care”

  29. FormerHostage says:

    SQUIRREL!!!!

    Yeah…I know I use this alot…but it always seems to work.

  30. Gumbeaux says:

    PlaceboCare

  31. Bob B says:

    @24 Close – it has to be LakerCare, not least because so many LA Lakers need it right now…

  32. Burt says:

    go with the acronym: ACA. any cat with a hairball can give you the correct pronunciation.

  33. Sam says:

    BroKeepers

    STFURacist!

    BeastModal Care

    Conan(What’sBestInLife?)Care

    Free Sh!t

    PajamaTime

    KimyeKare

    HappyFunBall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gzDC-2ZO8I

  34. CCO says:

    Rope 2 x 4 Care.

  35. FormerHostage says:

    The “Comandante’s Affordable Care Act” or CACA.

  36. Amer-I-Can says:

    BOHICACare

  37. jack says:

    дайте им умереть

  38. walruskkkch says:

    On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…

    The Care that dares not speak it’s name.

    Here’s a cookie care. (and not even an Anonymiss cookie at that!)

    Loretta

    Einer für alle und alle für einen.

    I care, I care not. I care, I care not.

  39. HokieGomer says:

    iDon’tCare (note the snazzy little “i” which appeals to so many pajamaboys and hipsters)

    PajamaBoyCare

  40. DamnCat says:

    SoylentCare

  41. DamnCat says:

    ForTheChildrenCare

  42. Dohtimes says:

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Laxative Care.

    I’ve Fallen And You Can’t Get Up Care.

    Burning Sensation? Then Don’t Leave That Specimen Here Care.

    Knock Out Game or Anesthesia For Whitey Care.

  43. Doug says:

    Barack’s Blue Crescent Insurance

    Hussein’s Hospice Care

    BO’sHMO

    Obama’sYourMama-Care

    Barry’s Not So Prompt Care… and Bath House

  44. blarg says:

    since when do universities, those bastions of tolerance, free speech, and free exchange of ideas ban words?

  45. Matt Musson says:

    Bridgetosinglepayer Care.

  46. Sam says:

    How about just replacing it with a short “raspberry” or fart sound? They can’t ban a sound, can they?

    Example: “I was going to sign up for *pffft* but the website was down”

  47. walruskkkch says:

    On a Michigan college’s list of words to be banished: “Obamacare”. Suggested acceptable alternatives…

    http://youtu.be/1xpKeabZlEs

  48. jw says:

    JaneaneGarofaloThinksImSwellCare

  49. rodney dill says:

    SharknadoCare

  50. Karen says:

    SQUIRREL!!!!

    Whocares? Look! Phil Robertson hates gays!

    Doubleplusgoodcare.

    Affordable Euthanasia Act.

  51. rodney dill says:

    JaneaneGarofaloScreamingMeemieCare

  52. Burt says:

    #37!!! gets my vote.

  53. c64wood says:

    Comrade Care

  54. Writer says:

    HussainCare

  55. Writer says:

    ObambiCare

  56. Writer says:

    NobodyCares

  57. Writer says:

    WhiteyPaysCare

  58. Writer says:

    ObamaOsamaCare

  59. Writer says:

    BenDoverCare

  60. blarg says:

    SpreadTheMiddleClass’sWealthCare

    NoMoreEmployeesJustContractorsCare

  61. 4of7 says:

    Cthulhu Care – Our tentacles are into everything.

  62. rodney dill says:

    Leeroy Jenkins Care.

  63. rodney dill says:

    God’ll Sort ‘em Out Care

  64. Oppo says:

    The Darwin Award

  65. Oppo says:

    Blew Cross, Blew Shields.

  66. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Bidencare

    …Urkelcare

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