Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Surprise From HealthCare.Gov…

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The latest surprise from HealthCare.Gov…

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  1. The Latest Surprise From HealthCare.Gov…

    … it was hijacked by a cat video site that made more sense.
    … the Spanglish was replaced by Obamish.
    … the girl on the home page is now a photoshop of Snowden in drag.
    … it takes thirty seconds longer for hackers to break in and steal your personal information this time.
    … it’s all cookie recipes (even Anonymiss can break into this site, fer cryin’ out loud!)

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  2. @13 & @16: All too realistic. Are you sure you don’t work for the gov’t? If not, don’t give ’em ideas!

    … There was no such thing as a free launch.

    … The fine print. (Wait; sorry. Justice Roberts has deemed it to be “tax print.”)

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  3. The latest surprise from HealthCare.Gov…

    is that the HealthCare.gov domain name was actually purchased by Russian Gangsters. Who will probably give you a better deal than the US Government.

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  4. Anyone who signs up by this weekend gets a personalized State of the Union BS Bingo card for next Tuesday night. Bingo winners will receive a choice of either a Nigerian chain letter, or something of equal value out of Mooch’s garden.

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  5. The latest surprise from HealthCare.Gov…

    I really can has cheezburger.

    Clicking enter FINALLY takes you to the next page

    Convicted child pornographers are exempt from signing up for Obamacare since they are not allowed to use a computer.

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  6. Executive Order #222,333,025: HealthCare.Gov shall be renamed, lauded and proclaimed to be deemed HealthCare.Luv – please revise your website or face felony charges punishable by death.

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