Straight Line of the Day: The US Dropped Off the List of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, But We DID Make the List of…

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The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

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  1. The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    most likely to give Socialism a go for kicks.

    willing to try the brown acid.

    most needing of Anonymiss cookies.

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  2. . . . countries whose heads of state have eaten dogs

    . . . countries whose heads of state have played the most golf in 2013 (and 2012, and 2011, and . . .)

    . . . countries whose former heads of state have devised the most creative uses of cigars

    . . . countries with the sleaziest Attorneys General (or equivalent)

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  3. …A NATION WITH THE MOST HISTORIC AFRICAN AMERICAN PROGRESSIVE LEADER OF THE 21ST CENTURY SO FAR!!!!YAYS!!!!!

    …A NATION WITH A MINORITY OF DUMB BACKWOODS HILLBILLY SMALLMINDED RESCUMLICAN WINGUTS!!!!!

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  4. Vogue’s Sexiest Unattached Countries

    People’s Countries Going Through Most Interesting Times

    Money’s Countries With Income Potential to Keep An Eye On

    … Oscar(tm) nominations for Special Effects

    … the TSA’s no-fly names

    … the NSA’s possible terrorist surveillance targets

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  5. The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    countries with entire classes of people unfamiliar with a computer keyboard and the concept of lower case letters.

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  6. @16 – We/They should force them to use their own font with identical upper and lower case letters. It could be called “Libtard Sans”. (Comic was already taken)
    The letters would appear light grey-on-white on conservative blogs.

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  7. @11 POOR DUMB WINGNUTS ASKING EACH OTHER FOR HELP BECAUSE THEY JUST DONT KNOW!!!NOW THATS FUNNY!!!NOT ON PURPOSE BUT STILL FUNNY!!!BACKED INTO THE FUNNY YOU COULD SAY!!!HA!!HA!!!CLASSIC!!!

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  8. …most people trying to save the Titanic by carrying the Captain’s water.

    …Super Powers that Kenya has defeated.

    …countries whose only success at reducing unemployment was adding a shift down at the mint.

    …of countries sued by the NAZI party for slanderous comparisons.

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  9. The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    …Country that cause global warming. (a list of one)

    …ingredients for bizarro-world.

    …most concerned about what Miley has for breakfast

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