Straight Line of the Day: The US Dropped Off the List of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, But We DID Make the List of…

Posted on January 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

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29 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The US Dropped Off the List of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, But We DID Make the List of…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … the most laughable.

  2. walruskkkch says:

    The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    most likely to give Socialism a go for kicks.

    willing to try the brown acid.

    most needing of Anonymiss cookies.

  3. walruskkkch says:

    The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    whiney, dependent bunch of wimpy losers.

  4. Steve H says:

    … world’s largest importer of short buses.

  5. Janeane Garofalo says:

    …FORWARD THINKING PEACE LOVING GLOBALLY CONSCIOUS ENVIRONMENTALLY CONCERNED PROGRESSIVE NATIONS!!!!!!!!!

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . countries with brain-damaged heads of state

    . . . countries with the angriest women

    . . . countries with the tallest Secretaries of State (or equivalent)

  7. Bob B says:

    …most OWNED nations.

    …most likely to slide into European-level mediocrity.

  8. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . countries whose heads of state have eaten dogs

    . . . countries whose heads of state have played the most golf in 2013 (and 2012, and 2011, and . . .)

    . . . countries whose former heads of state have devised the most creative uses of cigars

    . . . countries with the sleaziest Attorneys General (or equivalent)

  9. Janeane Garofalo says:

    …A NATION WITH THE MOST HISTORIC AFRICAN AMERICAN PROGRESSIVE LEADER OF THE 21ST CENTURY SO FAR!!!!YAYS!!!!!

    …A NATION WITH A MINORITY OF DUMB BACKWOODS HILLBILLY SMALLMINDED RESCUMLICAN WINGUTS!!!!!

  10. rodney dill says:

    …most brainless leadership.

    …Big Boobs…… with both Obama and Biden no one can top us.

  11. rodney dill says:

    @5 – A sphincter says what?

  12. Jimmy says:

    …up and coming banana republics.

  13. Oppo says:

    … communist-infiltrated organizations that Joe McCarthy was compiling before he was Palined.

  14. Oppo says:

    Vogue’s Sexiest Unattached Countries

    People’s Countries Going Through Most Interesting Times

    Money’s Countries With Income Potential to Keep An Eye On

    … Oscar(tm) nominations for Special Effects

    … the TSA’s no-fly names

    … the NSA’s possible terrorist surveillance targets

  15. Oppo says:

    … countries that Michelle Obama has visited briefly these past few years.

  16. walruskkkch says:

    The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    countries with entire classes of people unfamiliar with a computer keyboard and the concept of lower case letters.

  17. Oppo says:

    … Miss America host countries.

    … countries that will receive total enlightenment on their deathbeds.
    So we’ve got that going for us.

  18. Steve H says:

    @16 – We/They should force them to use their own font with identical upper and lower case letters. It could be called “Libtard Sans”. (Comic was already taken)
    The letters would appear light grey-on-white on conservative blogs.

  19. Janeane Garofalo says:

    @11 POOR DUMB WINGNUTS ASKING EACH OTHER FOR HELP BECAUSE THEY JUST DONT KNOW!!!NOW THATS FUNNY!!!NOT ON PURPOSE BUT STILL FUNNY!!!BACKED INTO THE FUNNY YOU COULD SAY!!!HA!!HA!!!CLASSIC!!!

  20. walruskkkch says:

    The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    most people unclear on the concept of humor.

  21. jw says:

    ah, janeane garofalo

    the crabgrass in the lawn of life.

    jg, go away.

  22. TerribleTroy says:

    we made the list of countries that got their arses handed to em by the Russians and Iranians in the diplomatic arena….

  23. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Obama’s enemies.

  24. Dohtimes says:

    …most people trying to save the Titanic by carrying the Captain’s water.

    …Super Powers that Kenya has defeated.

    …countries whose only success at reducing unemployment was adding a shift down at the mint.

    …of countries sued by the NAZI party for slanderous comparisons.

  25. Bob B says:

    …of the most reviled countries that people nonetheless go to extreme lengths to move into (currently #1!)

  26. c64wood says:

    The US dropped off the list of Top 10 Most Economically Free Countries, but we did make the list of…

    …Country that cause global warming. (a list of one)

    …ingredients for bizarro-world.

    …most concerned about what Miley has for breakfast

  27. CLIFF says:

    …most drive -by killings by a tight end, Aaron Hernandez.

  28. Writer says:

    Ten most Socialist and likely to see a Revolution Countries.

  29. slapout says:

    Nations with the best podcasts. Although we did drop from number 1 to number 10 when the IMAO podcast stopped broadcasting.

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