Straight Line of the Day: The US Trademark Office Ruled That the Word “Redskins” Is Derogatory. Next to Be Declared Derogatory…

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The US Trademark Office ruled that the word “Redskins” is derogatory. Next to be declared derogatory…

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  1. Looney Tunes …name is offensive because reminds people of “Looney Liberals”

    Blind spot ….offends vision challenged

    Fat chance…offends weight challenged

    Black eyed peas… Promotes domestic violence

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  2. Obamacare. (Update: Democrats are now embracing the term, so it’s no longer derogatory.) (Second Update: Polls are sagging; it’s derogatory again. Stay tuned for further updates.)

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  3. GOP.

    Republicans, or any word beginning with or sounding like republic.

    Benghazi.

    Obama’s name. As an alternative, citizens may use Supreme Leader, Font of all that is Good, The Most Wizardly of Wizards, or the Great Vanquisher of Republicans.

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  4. . . . fake birth certificate

    . . . Mooch, Sasquatch, First Linebacker et al references to the scowling grifter

    . . . Jimmy Carter “Miss Me Yet” billboards

    . . . legitimate job approval polls

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  5. Incandescent bulb

    Since they are inefficient and cause electric bills to soar, the bulb itself is derogatory to the poor.
    They (as well as everyone else) will be required to buy the $12-$15 Gov’t approved bulb instead of the dread 47¢ light bulb we’ve been using for 150 years.

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  6. … “the”, “it”, and “and”, but only when used by non-democrats.

    … 2nd place, since we’re all winners.

    … “Y’all”, because it makes northerners feel un-included.

    … “Obama”… I get pissed off whenever I hear that, so it must be offensive.

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