Straight Line of the Day: What Performance of 2013 Should Win An Oscar?

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What performance of 2013 should win an Oscar?

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  1. Off topic: Holiday? Every day is a holiday now… from our Constitution.

    Just remember, MLK was a Republican before LBJ conned him into being a Democrat.

    LBJ: a big piece of mostly forgotten criminal work for the history books.

  2. Joe Biden for his role as funniest comedic sidekick in an on going political drama. “Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you, I’ll be here until 2016.” ~ Joe the Veep, here ’till 2016.

  3. …”I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God.”
    -January 20, 2013

  4. Best Big Picture – the NSA, for “I Know What You Did Last Summer (and last Wednesday)”
    Best Make-up Effect – Harry Reid’s cosmetologist for “getting such a life-like appearance from a soulless cadaver”
    Best CGI Effect – The ACA for best simulation of a functional website
    and a special lifetime achievement award to Elizabeth Warren, for her portrayal of a Native American

  5. As always, Barry Obama in “Liar Liar.” Nominated but not winning were Joe Biden and Harry Reid in “Dumb and Dumber”, Nancy Pelosi, Sheila Jackson-Lee and Barbara Boxer in “The Witches of Beastwick”, and Barry Obama’s poll numbers in “Skyfall.”

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