I saw a very large black Great Dane who he ran up to sniff me. I would have been scared except man domesticated dogs thousands of years ago
— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) January 23, 2014
Marijuana is not harmful, claims aimless, lazy president who used to smoke marijuana
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) January 23, 2014
Amazon .com won't replace bookstores because nobody ever pretends to look at a few books at Amazon just so they can poop there.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 23, 2014
evrey time god orders food at a sporbts bar, an angel gets his wings
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) January 23, 2014
I think Wendy Davis might soon announce that she needs to quit the gubernatorial race to spend more time with her @MSNBC
— SquatchPride69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 23, 2014
Oh great, now I can look forward to blog comments and emails about how great it is that I've been indicted.
— Ramesh Ponnuru (@RameshPonnuru) January 23, 2014