The Jerk Store called. They said there was a massive security breach and hackers stole your credit card information
— Froghammer (@froghammer) January 27, 2014
"I'm drunk!" – Kool Aid man's last words
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 27, 2014
A good way to demoralize a horse would be to make it pull a wagon carrying a bunch of better dressed horses.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) January 27, 2014
Style guide: "Talking about issues" is good. "Looking for a chance to dialogue" is worse than whatever you're offended about.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 27, 2014
I thought buying a pair of nunchucks in high school was going to change everything.
— Will Kane (@3rdand10) January 27, 2014