I caught part of that Steve Jobs movie with Ashton Kutcher. Apparently, when he was a young man, he lost his car & had to go looking for it.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) January 2, 2014
I live life in the fast lane. Constantly worried the person behind me doesn't think I'm going fast enough.
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) January 2, 2014
if you kill your identical twin they can't tell who was the murderer and who was the victim so you officially get off scot free
— Dave Dittell 3014 (@davedittell) January 2, 2014