Jealous that when my kids look up nostalgic videos from THEIR youth on YouTube decades from now, they'll all be 1080p.
— Bill Amend (@billamend) January 25, 2014
Separating conjoined twins is a complicated operation. That's why when I explain the risks to you both, I need your undivided attention.
— Brent (@murrman5) January 25, 2014
I believe that children are the future Shave their heads and teach them about Xxysdk 2398
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) January 26, 2014
Next Monday is Chinese Martin Luther King Day.
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) January 26, 2014