Wisdom of the Day: Muppets Christie Jersey Transformer Accountability Blart Republican Monitored Hero Pear Gang Fans Date Old Marathon
Do you think the Muppets will ever give Manhattan back? I'd really like to go there but I'm a human being.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) January 9, 2014
We're trying really hard to be classy, but Chris Christie just mentioned his workout routine. Why is he doing this to us?!
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) January 9, 2014
New Jersey really looks bad this morning. #evergreentweets
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 9, 2014
Christie: "I don't know if this was a political vendetta that morphed into a traffic study." That's the worst Transformer in history.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) January 9, 2014
Haven't seen this many liberals calling for accountability in government since Bush was in office. Where y'all been? Missed ya.
— Colin Ake (@colinake) January 9, 2014
A sequel to "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" is in the works. It'll be called "Paul Blart: Kevin James Gets Realistic About His Career Options".
— MancowMuller (@MancowMuller) January 9, 2014
Excellent reason to vote Republican: the media cares about abuse of power scandals when they're in office.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 9, 2014
"This call may be monitored or recorded." I think this goes without saying these days.
— James Lileks (@Lileks) January 9, 2014
If Chris Christie had blocked people from entering New Jersey he’d be a hero.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 9, 2014
You mistake me. I told you to grow a pear. The perseverance required to nurture the tree to maturity will teach you how to be a man. Namaste
— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) January 9, 2014
no mom im in a gang now so just pick me at 7:30 not 7
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) January 9, 2014
Ugh I hate fake fans. Everybody here is standing up & singing along to his big hit, but probably cant name 3 other Francis Scott Key songs.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) January 9, 2014
Note to self: Remove “Does anyone else know you're here?” from list of first date small talk questions.
— Troutman (@robotrowboat) January 9, 2014
Wanna feel old? Kids born in 2001 can drink beer if they have a cool dad.
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) January 9, 2014
"I'm training for a marathon!" – lunatics
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) January 10, 2014