Do you think the Muppets will ever give Manhattan back? I'd really like to go there but I'm a human being.
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) January 9, 2014
We're trying really hard to be classy, but Chris Christie just mentioned his workout routine. Why is he doing this to us?!
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) January 9, 2014
New Jersey really looks bad this morning. #evergreentweets
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 9, 2014
Christie: "I don't know if this was a political vendetta that morphed into a traffic study." That's the worst Transformer in history.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) January 9, 2014
Haven't seen this many liberals calling for accountability in government since Bush was in office. Where y'all been? Missed ya.
— Colin Ake (@colinake) January 9, 2014
A sequel to "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" is in the works. It'll be called "Paul Blart: Kevin James Gets Realistic About His Career Options".
— MancowMuller (@MancowMuller) January 9, 2014
Excellent reason to vote Republican: the media cares about abuse of power scandals when they're in office.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 9, 2014
"This call may be monitored or recorded." I think this goes without saying these days.
— James Lileks (@Lileks) January 9, 2014
If Chris Christie had blocked people from entering New Jersey he’d be a hero.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 9, 2014
You mistake me. I told you to grow a pear. The perseverance required to nurture the tree to maturity will teach you how to be a man. Namaste
— Mickey McCauley (@Mickey_McCauley) January 9, 2014
no mom im in a gang now so just pick me at 7:30 not 7
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) January 9, 2014
Ugh I hate fake fans. Everybody here is standing up & singing along to his big hit, but probably cant name 3 other Francis Scott Key songs.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) January 9, 2014
Note to self: Remove “Does anyone else know you're here?” from list of first date small talk questions.
— Troutman (@robotrowboat) January 9, 2014
Wanna feel old? Kids born in 2001 can drink beer if they have a cool dad.
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) January 9, 2014
"I'm training for a marathon!" – lunatics
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) January 10, 2014