Wisdom of the Day: Popcorn Candy Christie Explosions Google Tim Wikipedia Snooze To-Do

Posted on January 17, 2014 5:00 pm

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2 Responses to “Wisdom of the Day: Popcorn Candy Christie Explosions Google Tim Wikipedia Snooze To-Do”

  1. Janeane Garofalo says:

    UGH!!!!!YOU WINGNUTS JUST CANT HELP BEING SO DUMB!!!I MEAN POPCORN IS NOT A CANDY AND ARE YOU PEOPLE SO PURITANICAL THAT YOU CANT JUST SAY FART INSTEAD OF CALLING IT A CHRISTIE EXPLOSION????AND CALLING A FART A CHRISTIE EXPLOSION IS JUST HATEFUL AGAINST A FINE BUT CALORICALLY CHALLENGED GOVERNOR!!!URRRGH!!!!!HATING ON THE WEIGHT CHALLENGED!!!JUST GROW UP ALREADY!!!AND THERES NOBODY NAMED TIM WIKIPEDIA YOU STUPIDS!!!I LOOKED IT UP!!!ON WIKIPEDIA!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!JUST TOO DUMB FOR WORDS!!!

  2. Chris Christie says:

    Gotta say calling a fart a “Christie Explosion” kinda made me laugh. But Janeane, dear, I’ve seen you do stand up at, what, The Chuckle Bunker in Tenafly, and your material has been better. I hope you’re not drinking or using acid again.

    I heard from Bob Saget and Chris Rock about that intervention they had with you. I know you don’t remember biting Shandling, taking a swing at Larry The Cable Guy when he wouldn’t read from a copy of Das Kapital or calling Mencia a Cholo Cochino, but I know you’ve seen Jamie Kennedy’s video of that night. There was no good side to capture. Kim Coles, a lovely woman, still won’t return your calls after that riff about the cotton in her t-shirt.

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