Wisdom of the Day: Popcorn Candy Christie Explosions Google Tim Wikipedia Snooze To-Do

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  1. UGH!!!!!YOU WINGNUTS JUST CANT HELP BEING SO DUMB!!!I MEAN POPCORN IS NOT A CANDY AND ARE YOU PEOPLE SO PURITANICAL THAT YOU CANT JUST SAY FART INSTEAD OF CALLING IT A CHRISTIE EXPLOSION????AND CALLING A FART A CHRISTIE EXPLOSION IS JUST HATEFUL AGAINST A FINE BUT CALORICALLY CHALLENGED GOVERNOR!!!URRRGH!!!!!HATING ON THE WEIGHT CHALLENGED!!!JUST GROW UP ALREADY!!!AND THERES NOBODY NAMED TIM WIKIPEDIA YOU STUPIDS!!!I LOOKED IT UP!!!ON WIKIPEDIA!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!JUST TOO DUMB FOR WORDS!!!

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  2. Gotta say calling a fart a “Christie Explosion” kinda made me laugh. But Janeane, dear, I’ve seen you do stand up at, what, The Chuckle Bunker in Tenafly, and your material has been better. I hope you’re not drinking or using acid again.

    I heard from Bob Saget and Chris Rock about that intervention they had with you. I know you don’t remember biting Shandling, taking a swing at Larry The Cable Guy when he wouldn’t read from a copy of Das Kapital or calling Mencia a Cholo Cochino, but I know you’ve seen Jamie Kennedy’s video of that night. There was no good side to capture. Kim Coles, a lovely woman, still won’t return your calls after that riff about the cotton in her t-shirt.

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