Oh, how I wish this were real:
Full disclosure: I never once got hired because of my degree. Just my (usually unrelated) work experience and my can-do attitude during the interview, so I may be biased (and perhaps a little bitter about my lost tuition money):
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In Pennsylvania, 4 illegal immigrants in custody at an ICE facility went on a hunger strike.
Relax, liberals, it’s just an “undocumented diet”.
God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy.
— Master Penguin (@transvagmesh) February 27, 2014
Damn girl are you a McGriddle because I can only have you if my wife won't find out
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) February 27, 2014
*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) February 27, 2014
Hey computers, I'm sending an email without a subject, not launching a nuclear warhead. No need for the, "ARE YOU SURE!?!"
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) February 27, 2014
If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.
— noog (@noog) February 27, 2014
A new poll shows that only 34% of Americans view Russia favorably.
The other 66% don’t view Russia unless someone else can point it out on a map for them.
So let’s work together to make government work better, instead of treating it like an enemy or purposely making it work worse.
BARACK OBAMA, remarks on the reopening of the government, Oct. 17, 2013
“Because we all know there IS nothing that works worse than a government that tries to work better.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…