Detroit? Never Heard of It

Posted on February 6, 2014 8:00 pm

To entice immigrants to move to Detroit, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder asked the federal government to set aside 50,000 work visas.

Might work. If the visas are conditioned on not Googling the city’s name.

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5 Responses to “Detroit? Never Heard of It”

  1. zzyzx says:

    Makes sense, what American would be stupid enough to live there?

  2. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    “work” visas?? I’m willing to bet there’s at least 50,000 people in Detroit that don’t work and barely speak English so why do they need 50,000 more? Where are they going to work, the welfare office?

  3. AwesometificAmerican says:

    Just because you create 50,000 work visas doesnt mean you create 50,000 jobs.

  4. Fred Key says:

    Doesn’t that violate the 8th Amendment? I mean, I know they’re not citizens, but still.

  5. AwesometificAmerican says:

    I keep saying it, but who would have ever thought that the orginal Robocop movie was acutally an optimistic outlook for Detroit.

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